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That is such a stupid phrase and title.
Good review as always Blondie.
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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 11-06-2011 WT Study (YOUR SHARE)
by blondie in.a revelation by jesus christ,...to his slave john, .
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I'm sorry, but I have to say this re Kim Kardashian (fluff thread, sort of)...
by AGuest inbut i do so to be fair (may you all have peace!):.
if she were my daughter, and kris humphries said to her what he said to ms. kim, when she voiced her concerns (again) about not wanting to move to minnesota (which she did before getting married and he "pretended" to accept), i might tell her he's the wrong guy/man, too.
no, i don't believe in divorce "just because,"... and don't know that i would tell my daughter to divorce him (she made her bed, so to say), but.... what did he say?
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She gave as good as she got. In one scene she rips him a new one for being late to pick out china for the house. The way she was cussin' him out made me wonder why she was marrying someone she had so little respect for.
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I think this is real, a boardgame for JW's- House 2 House
by OnTheWayOut inyou can find it at theocraticgames.com http://www.theocraticgames.com/.
it sounds totally bizarre.. it even has a facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/house-2-house-theocratic-board-game/120807941289256.
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I don't even know what to say about this game, OTWO. Are they serious? Maybe they'll recall the game when in a year or two WT changes a major teaching or belief.
Remember those JW flashcards from decades ago?
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Just saw an elderly JW man...
by zengalileo inhe was walking with such a slump, dragging his feet, carrying a jacket, magazines barely visible just hanging from his fingertips.
if body language has any validity to it, this man was deeply discouraged and depressed.
i remember that slump too.
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There is a 70 ish year old long time elder here who recently walked into his congregation during the meeting. He dropped several taped up boxes of literature on the counter and told the attendants that he never wanted to be contacted again.
It's never too late to get out.
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Those "Passion arousing jungle rythyms" !
by wobble indo any of you remember the wt putting those words in print ?.
i remember when i read them that i thought "they don't give me a hard-on", now, slow dancing close to a lovely lady, that was different,.
i was pleased to see her !.
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I remember watching Footloose (the original) and being bothered by it. It was strangely familiar. The characters in the movie were being oh so suppressed. Yet we JW kids weren't?
These posts are hilarious.
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Lurkers to any of mankkeli's treads did you notice that he never answered my brain from thinking? question on how not to use my
by life is to short inlurkers i clearly asked mankkeli how to stop my brain from thinking.
really jehovah came to earth and saw a man who had a horrible marriage, and was involved with the spirit world and jehovah said to himself "there's a man who i can work with to do my will?
to keep believing that i could live forever.
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Although we try not to let the likes of Mankeli get to us, it can be maddening trying to deal with them. I'm so glad we've found a place where there are more who are on the right side of the argument. Imagine being back at the hall where you're wondering, "Is anybody else getting this?"
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Those "Passion arousing jungle rythyms" !
by wobble indo any of you remember the wt putting those words in print ?.
i remember when i read them that i thought "they don't give me a hard-on", now, slow dancing close to a lovely lady, that was different,.
i was pleased to see her !.
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When I was a teenager this 20-something pioneer took me "under her wings". One day while bouncing from return visit to bible study she told me that "rock music has the beat of sexual intercourse". I asked her what she meant by that. She intertwined her fingers and made a pumping motion with her hands and simulated the beat of sex.
I do remember stumbling on that important nugget of enlightenment somewhere in the litterature.
ROFL at the comments above you guys. Good thread Wobble.
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Did you ever think.....'Why Don't We Kill Off the Anointed'?
by Diest ini know it is an odd thought but when i was 7 or so and suffering through a meeting, i thought.....'why dont they get them in one room, and get rid of them so that we can live in the new order.
' afterall they are going straight to heaven to rule with jesus....not like death is a bad thing in that case.. it makes me laugh now at the simplistic mind set.
but on some levels it was a genius idea...well it was before i realized that it was a sham..
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LOL. I actually had similar thoughts when I was a little girl. I remember wishing they would all hurry and die so the new system would come faster. What a crackpot religion, huh?
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Halloween as a Jehovah's Witness Kid
by Badfish inwhat was your experience like as a kid on halloween growing up in a jw family?.
i was raised in a jw family but never got baptized.. my father used to make me and my sister put old awakes and watchtower's in the trick or treaters' bags.
we would say: "i don't celebrate halloween but here's a treat for you!
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I was almost in tears as we took the kids around this evening. So happy they had fun and could participate with the neighborhood kids. They had a ball.
Welcome Badfish. I know how you feel.
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How Did You Feel Knowing That YOU Were A "Minister"?
by minimus indid you feel special?.
i did when i got baptized at 9 years of age and became an "ordained minister"..
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Weirded out and not understanding why. I never applied that title to myself.